Jessica wrote this bridal shower panty poem for her best friend's shower and has been gracious enough to share it with us.
All of the bridesmaids read the opening verses together and then each one recited a verse that corresponded with one particular personalized panty.
The presentation of this panty poem requires 8 pairs of personalized panties:
Bridal white for the first night
Sexy lace personalized panties for the honeymoon
Red for Valentine's day
Leopard print or purple for the 1st anniversary
A pink pair AND a blue pair for first baby
A sexy full cut pair for 25 years of marriage... and finally...
A big giant pair of bloomers or granny personalized panties
You could have a clothesline (or something similar set up) to hang each personalized panty on after the reading of the corresponding verse, or you could just hold up each pair during the reading and then give them to the bride-to-be. What a fun gift... a gift that will be remembered for years to come. Everyone will get a real kick out of the presentation.
The bridesmaids have a secret to share About our little bride She is obsessed with personalized underwear And that we cannot hide
So for our little personalized panty queen We gathered up some twine And working as a friendly team We made a personalized panty line.
(Bride's name) these personalized undies are to last you
All throughout your life
And (groom's name) will be pleased to say
He has a sexy wife!
So listen up to hear about Your lifelong personalized panty plan These underwear, we have no doubt Will last your whole life span
The first are for your wedding day Of course they are pure white We know (groom's name) will shout, "Hooray!" When he sees you on that night
The next are for your honeymoon They're sexy and all lace We hope you'll leave your hotel room 'Cause (honeymoon destination)'s a gorgeous place!
On Valentine's you'll wear this pair Before you hit the bed Cuz Cupid's arrow in the air Shoots tushies that are red
After a year has passed you'll face Anniversary number one With these you'll surely have a blast 'Cuz leopard's so much fun!
Then when the time is right for you And don't be saying, "Maybe" You'll wear your little pink or blue In honor of your baby
And when your years of wedding bliss Become the big 2-5 Don't worry - you'll just slip this on To keep the sparks alive
When finally you're old and gray With these you can't go wrong 'Cuz sorry (Bride's name) but at that age You just can't wear a personalized thong!
This poem was written for her friend's bridal shower. It has been slightly altered here in order to fit well at any bridal shower. Feel free to customize it to your bride.
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